i’m covered in virtual wallpaper paste!

“Shaun, that’s not possible you simpleton.” I hear you scoff…

well -

er, you’re right. but at least after an aaaaaage of searching i’ve found a layout I like.

deary me, if I keep this up they’ll be airing a new Channel 5 show in my honour…I can see it now.

*dreamy cutaway sequence and harp music*

“Hi folks and welcome to Tumblr Transitions. This week Humphrey can’t decide whether a Portfolio style or Minimalist would best suit his blog, which features hundreds of over-exposed pictures of cats coughing up hairballs.”

think of it as Changing Rooms or DIY SOS meets the Gadget Show, hosted by Sheldon and Co. from the Big Bang Theory. only they don’t have a small villageful of prizes to give away week.

what a vision. i’m off to write à la Channel 5.